donkey story hehe source

Once upon a time there was a man who had a donkey. And as the donkey was old, the man had brought it to the local rich man.

Would you like to buy this donkey? The price is very low...

"Sure", the rich man said. But the moment after he gave his money to the owner of a donkey, the donkey "died of old age". Too bad, as the deal is a deal.

Few months later the former owner of a donkey accidentally met the rich man.

"I hope you are not mad at me", he said.

"Mad? Why?"

The donkey was dead...

"So what?" - the rich man smiled. "I played a lottery. One dollar for the donkey. One thousand people participated."

But the donkey was dead...

Yes... But only one man found it - the winner. He was upset, that's true. So what? I have simply returned his money!